This is fantastic. Maybe I’m just biased because my D&D character is a powerful barbarian lady, I don’t know. But whatever the case, this is hilarious. Many thanks to Andrea for sharing this.
(My barbarian lady would never do this much talking, though. She would throw her Cloak of Many Squirrels aside and just punch the outhouse into a smoking ruin.)
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Listening to – OK Go – Of the Blue Colour of the Sky. I have fond memories of OK Go – this guy I dated for a little bit loved them, and I swear to God we’d listen to Oh No on repeat for hours. One thing I can say for the men in my life is that they have all had excellent taste in music.
Reading – Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz, on my boss’ recommendation. We have very similar tastes in media, to my great shame. I normally don’t read genre authors like Dean Koontz, but Boss sold me on this – fry cook sees dead people, tries to help them, sees weird creatures who are portents of disaster. Good stuff. I need to stop being such a book snob, I guess.
Watching – Black Sails. Pirates. You know how I feel about pirates. Need I say more? PIRATES. Pirates. I wish I were a pirate. I mean, it’s no Game of Thrones, but. . .pirates.
Playing – Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for PS4. I’ll be writing a longer entry about this later, but for now let me say that it is a fantastic game, and possibly my favorite Tomb Raider game yet. Some of the scenes and Lara’s actions make me a little uncomfortable though.
I had originally intended to write a post about the things I’ve been reading, watching and playing this month, but I went off on a tangent about a movie I just watched and decided that I might as well dedicate a whole entry to it.
I needed a movie to nap by, and so I chose The Secret of Kells off of Netflix on a whim. Turned out to be a bad choice, because I ended up staying up to watch it. The movie involved all the things I like – illuminated manuscripts, the Book of Kells, the medieval church, the Vikings raiding the coast (actually I don’t like that – it’s heartbreaking. I love vikings, but only when they stay in their own country and kill Grendelseses and drink in mead-halls), and Irish shit. Y’all know I love Irish shit.
Anyway, what a beautiful movie – storywise, sure, but especially artwise. The animators who worked on it are absolute artists. Almost every scene evokes the intricate spirals and knots and brilliant colors of illuminated manuscripts.
There are a lot of patterns in the background – reminiscent of stained glass or the pages of the Book of Kells itself. Celtic knots in the trees! I loved that. A lot of repeating motifs to tie things together. The character design is deceptively minimalistic – a lot of simple, curved lines, but they’re used to the best effect. The Vikings are ugly and square and shades of grey compared to the artful lines and jewel tones of the landscape and people of Kells. It takes talent to be able to imbue just a few lines and splotches of color with all that personality and character. . . Honestly, it reminds me a little bit of the Western version of a Miyazaki film. Not one scene is wasted in Secret of Kells – every shot looks like the page from a storybook.
And I understand it’s been popular for quite a while, so maybe I’m late to the game on this one, but seriously. CHECK IT OUT. SO PRETTY.
(Don’t know, however, that I would necessarily recommend it for young kids! They portray – appropriately – the vikings as these scary nightmares, and there’s some forest scenes that might be way too spooky for little ones.)